Fried my laptop

Last night I made the classic bad decision to drink something without a lid near my laptop.  I spilled it, some got on the laptop, and now my laptop is dead.  I'm holding out with my last laptop, which has a dead battery, suspected RAM issues, missing the F5 key, and overheats easily.  I feel like a total moron.

This should not affect any planned releases through July, but stand by for further disasters.  :P

So I guess this means I'm in the market for a new writing laptop.  All suggestions welcome.

Al